”Breaking news! The Calico cat known as “His all-knowing Grace” has won against all his competitors for the crown of Yushaba, coming from News8 is his word-for-word speech from his coronation”
”My wonderful people of Yushaba!
I am proud to tell you that I will taking the crown and ruling in favor of the people, to keep your happiness going! My first decree is to allow all exports of catnip into the ports of Yushaba.”